"I'm curious..."

Some of my favorites....email me if you have some others ;-)

...if we're on this earth to help others, why are the others here?

...if somebody with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it a

  hostage situation?

...would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?

...if you see a turtle without a shell...is he homeless?

...when an agnostic dies, does he go on to the Great Perhaps?

...if you tickle a cow, does milk come out her nose?

...if a man stands alone in the woods talking, with no woman around to

  correct him is he still wrong?

...if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

...if white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

...who's cruel idea was it to put an 'sp' in the word 'lisp'?

...where are we going again? And what's with this handbasket?

...why is the alphabet in that particular order? Is it because of that song?

...wouldn't it be a bad idea to play leap frog with a unicorn?

...if humans evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still

  monkeys and apes?

...don't you think that no matter who you are or how popular you

  become, the size of your funeral is going to depend on the weather?

...if you let a smile be your umbrella, wouldn't you just get a mouthful

  of rain?

...if all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?

...Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery!"?

...Why is a boxing ring square?

...Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips after you use it?

...Why is what doctors do called "practice?"

...Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?